The Rules

How to play this game? It’s easy! Just collect as many Cards as you possible can, and then simply do whatever each Card says to reach mindblowing orgasms! Let me go into a bit more detail.

This is a Card:

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Red Box: The code displayed in this location lets you know what type of Card it is. It also displays a number to make it easier to check whether you’ve collected all the Cards of the same type.

Blue Box: This is where you’ll find the name(s) of the model(s), and possibly the company she works for (to make it easier for you to find more online galleries of the same girl).

Yellow Box: A random comment, as if said by the girl displayed on the Card. It’s hard to come up with god quotes. :)

Green Box: The assignment. Read it carefully and then complete your task!

Up until now, there are a total of 8 different types of Cards:

  • J (green) stands for Jerk Off. Whatever the Card says, it’s got something to do with your dick.
  • A (yellow) stands for Ass Play. Either use your toys or your finger to explore your cute hole.
  • H (pink) stands for Humiliation. These are pretty much all the Cards that don’t fit in the other categories.
  • F (purple) stands for Female Clothing. Open your closet and dress up as a real slut!
  • B (grey) stands for Bondage. Restrain yourself!
  • D (orange) stands for Dare. Go outside and perform these bigger tasks like a good little slave.
  • C (blue) stands for Cum. It’s time to blow your load!
  • S (red) stands for Special. These rare Cards will be hard to collect and the tasks may vary.

Before you start to play, you will need these following objects:

  • A love for feminization, sissyfication and humiliation
  • A dildo (preferably with balls and suction cup)
  • A buttplug
  • Lipgloss
  • Lipstick
  • Ball-gag or improvised gag
  • A nice collection of Cards
  • The Fapioh Reader

If you’re playing the Female Clothing Expansion Set, grab these objects as well:

  • Bra
  • Panties
  • Pantyhose
  • Tiara/crown/similar object
  • Heels
  • Skirt

If you’re playing the Bondage Expansion Set, make sure you’ve got these objects:

  • Handcuffs
  • Shoelaces
  • Rubber band

When you’ve got these items it’s time to play! Put all your collected Cards in a folder on your computer and make sure that they are being displayed in random order! Then, when a Card pops up, you simply complete the task and move on. Some Cards will force you to hold a certain position, others will have you exploring your asshole and if you’re really unlucky you’ll start off with a Cum-Card! Your Pleasuring-session will be unique every single time, and you can collect new Cards as time goes on! The most important thing is that you experience new things and reach mindblowing orgasms.

FAQs:

How can I collect new Cards?

You can always keep an eye on this Blog, sooner or later you might find some Cards here, or you’ll be able to enter in small competitions to earn Special-Cards. You can also keep checking on 4Chan, or start a Trade-thread yourself. Whenever I’m creating new Cards, I will be on 4Chan, posting them as soon as they’re done. Everyone in the same thread can simply save these images, and they’ll be the first to collect them! You can also join the mailing-list and receive 10 random Cards of the un-released collections.

How do I enter the mailing list?

Whenever you’re in a thread and I’m posting freshly made Cards, you can leave your e-mail address and I’ll add you to the list. Once you’ve received your random pack of Cards, you’ll be removed from the mailing list, but you’re free to enter it in the future. It would be too time-consuming to let users post their mail on this Blog in oder to enter the mailing list. However, if you help me with a good suggestion, I’ll add you to the list as a ‘thank you’.

How long does each task take to complete?

This varies. Sometimes a certain time limit is specified, other times the Card tells you to perform an action until another Card requires you to stop doing that. If there is no length specified, it’s up to you to decide how long the task should take. If you’re having the time of your life with a specific task, by all means, keep going as long as you’d like (just make sure you don’t cum without getting a C-Card).

How do I make the Cards display in random order?

It’s easy! Simply download the Fapioh Reader (created by user FapiohReader), put the file in the same folder as your collected Cards and start it up! This program will let you select which type of Cards should appear.

What to do when tasks conflict with each other?

Sometimes, Cards will give you a specific task and tell you to do that task until another similar task appears. other times a Card might tell you to ignore future tasks. However, sometimes it might be a bit hard to decide which one’s more important. For instance, if you’re wearing a sexy outfit (Cards included in the Female Clothing expansion set) and a Card tells you to stick a dildo up your ass, you should lower your skirt, panties etc. until they’re on your ankles, then perform the task. The moment you’re done with the task, pull your clothes up again. At certain times it’s up to you to decide how to tackle these tasks. Be creative and do what brings you the most pleasure!

Do you have more questions? Have you discovered a mistake in one of the Cards or this Blog? Would you like to share your opinion? Leave a comment and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible!

20 responses to “The Rules”

  1. ReallyCunfusled says :

    “Put all your collected Cards in a folder on your computer and make sure that they are being displayed in random order!”
    This part,I dont know how to get the cards to display in a random order?
    Do I need to download something?

  2. lemmingllama says :

    Just so you know, J-018 has a typo. It says aound instead of around. Cheers!

    • stijfsletje says :

      Yeah, I found out yesterday (and I hate it), but ah well, it’s out there now, and luckily most people will figure out it’s meant to be ‘around’. I always read the texts a couple of times to make sure there are no typo’s, but sometimes they just slip through…

  3. lemmingllama says :

    The rules have a type. It says “Up until now, there are a total of 5 different types of Cards:” then proceeds to list 6 different card types.

    Also S-003 has a typo, it says regardles instead of regardless. Enjoy!

    • stijfsletje says :

      The text has been edited, thanks! I know about the ‘regardles’ typo, and I’ve concidered editing the images and putting the correct versions up on this site, but I just think it would take too long, and as long as the task is still do-able and the typo doesn’t confuse the user, I’m willing to let it slide.

  4. GhostOfZelda says :

    I think it would be a great idea to make a couples version of this, or add a new category for 2+ players. Would even be a great idea at sex parties for a large group of people.

    • stijfsletje says :

      Perhaps in the future, first I’ll need to get the new D-Cards up and running, although some of those might have you run in with a second player. ;)

  5. FapiohReader says :

    Hi, I got bored so I created a viewer for your game card. It must be executed in a folder containing the cards (with the corrects names : i.e. A-005.jpg). Feel free to contact me for further informations at the email adress used to post the reply.

    Download link :
    https://mega.co.nz/#!AARHzYKa!UUTdH2Zy0iC3eWBnip7wIyjuXpcS85Jc1VH_a_D6Oac

    • stijfsletje says :

      Thanks for your support! I can’t seem to download the file and therefore test it, so I don’t know if it really works. There’s an online version in the making as well, so maybe that might be a good alternative!

      (Warning, the link in the previous post has not been tested and therefore I can’t confirm that the file is safe/working.)

      • FapiohReader says :

        It’s weird that you can’t download it. Anyway I updated the application after you added the Dare pictures and I improved some features.
        I think a client side application (like this one) is kinda better than an online version because it only uses the cards you actually have in your computer (for a collection cards game I think it is the best). Plus it comes with filters (disable sets of cards on demand, like female clothing or dare) and is supposed to play each card only one time (unless you select the loop option). That’s why naming the cards is important BUT if you dont care about it, the program will automatically play any .jpg which are in the folder it is placed. It safe and virus free but you can only take my word for it (until I release the sources which will happen anytime soon), and it is a .jar file so it is executable on any computer (windows, mac, unix) with java installed.

        Screenshot (don’t know if it will be removed for Pornographic content or not so the link may be dead) : http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/6/3suv.png/

        Updated version (new uploading service) : http://rapidshare.com/files/1648792558/FapiohReader.jar

      • stijfsletje says :

        Dude, that thing is fucking perfection! Would you mind if I created an update on the blog with the download link and added the link to the ‘Rules’-page as well?

      • FapiohReader says :

        Go ahead, I made it for sharing. But it may have some bugs or things to improve because I made it in a few hours, but in most cases it should run fine.

  6. lemmingllama says :

    Just another spelling error. D-004 says Banana’s instead of Bananas

  7. watson253 says :

    A card, what about *feeling daring? find a smaller object and put it completely in your prostate, only your fingers may retrieve it”
    itsnotme8d@hotmail.com

  8. sissy maryflor says :

    I want to receive the cars please. sumsad2@hotmail.com.
    Thank you :)

  9. Fifi says :

    I want to receive the cars please fifislut@hotmail.dk

    Thanks love ;)

  10. Guy Washman says :

    Do you still have the reader available? I was a just turned on to this game (there’s a video version on thumbzilla) and want the reader and to collect ALL of the cards.

    Furthermore, a Goddess friend wants to make a card set for actual girls, Not gurls with just a little clitty.

  11. Zuluzulu says :

    Please share the FapiohReader again!

  12. Krissy says :

    Could you send me the cards please… I really want to perfect my sissy side!

    Krissy0935806@gmail.com

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